Desert Dingo Racing

Category: Class 11

  • Video from VORRA’s “The 24”

    This is what awesome sounds like.

    1107 has been parked on Crusty’s rat rod car hauler at IndeFab for the past few days. The plan this weekend is for me to meet up with potential new team member Eli, who will follow me to Desert Dingo Racing Operations HQ to unload it, hide the rat rod truck in the bat cave, and drive home.

    Emme Hall of Hall Ass Racing has come through with her report of the race. Romy blows us all out of the water because when he sketches out his ideas, he uses a CAD program.

    I wish I could do pencil shading like this

    Today I’m unloading three tubs of clothing, food and electronics and eliminating dust. Might go get some spray paint to make our short course rims look spiffy.

    Out in the upper pits at the 24, I had a hankering for fried chicken, which mad me remember this commercial.

  • We win VORRA’s “The 24” desert endurance race (in our class)

    Friends don't let friends drink and co-drive

    Pepper and Emme at the end of VORRA’s “The 24” desert endurance race.

    Here’s my post race recap. Tons more to come over the next few days.

    With most of Desert Dingo getting their freak on at Burning Man, we recruited an all-star celebrity line up of racers and pit people for Fallon, including:

    • NORRA 1000 veteran Emme Hall of Hall Ass Racing
    • Baja 1000 veteran (and Emme’s dad) Larry Hall
    • MORE 2010 Sportsman class champions Tut and Pepper Cote
    • Six foot 15-inch tall Canadian rally car driver Paul Hartl (inventor of the Hartl Bend)
    • Newest Dingo team member Romy Frederick (who gets all the crappy jobs)
    • Me

    I'm not a serial killer. I'm not.

    My sign for hitchhiking out of Burning Man before driving the car hauler to Fallon.

    Normally we show up with a rolling pan and box of parts, but this time, for some reason, 1107 was buttoned up and on the truck a week and a half before the race.

    Day One

    We were first 11 off the line Saturday morning, quickly settling into our routine of driver and co-driver complaining over the radio about how rough the course was. Tut and Pepper clocked 1:14 and 1:22 lap times on the 41-mile loop course. Paul and Romy swapped in, logging a 1:05 first lap, getting us to thinking we might give Class 1 Superman Sam Berri a run for his money.

    Then things went all poopy shitsplosion and 1107 rolled in after Lap 4 with a broken driver side shock tower. Tut took 45 minutes to McGyver it, using a borrowed welder, some angle iron, a couple of tongue depressors and a Gatorade bottle. We were back in the race.

    Tut is a wizard with a welder

    Our strategy was to swap out driver/co-driver every two laps, giving each pair about 2.5 hours in the car. I called 1107 in at one point to grab a spare alternator belt for Team Skittles, who’d shredded one earlier in the day. Skittles loaned Messer Motorsports (recently renamed Deserts 11) a stock transmission after they broke one on Lap 1 or 2. The second tranny gave up the ghost in “Death Valley” as we’d come to call it and 1177 called it a day.

    I’m sure our drivers will chime in with more interesting stories, but overall Day One was largely uneventful and with 12 hours done we’d ticked off seven laps.

    Day Two

    Race Director Wes Harbor announced the land rush start with a tire change. I moseyed over to the 1166 pits where the following conversation took place:

    “We don’t want to change a tire.”

    “We don’t want to change a tire, either.”

    “Ok.”

    I moseyed back to our pits.

    Out on the playa 1166 and 1107 lined up side by side and tried not to make eye contact with the other teams. It worked. We were back to racing.

    Somewhere around Lap Three things started going south. It might have been chunks of metal coming out of the place where the front torsion bar goes. It might have been the driver side shock glowing red. Thankfully we were going counter clockwise and could snowplow through the silt.

    You must be this tall to ride in a Class 11

    We start poaching co-drivers from other teams.

    At one point 1166 radioed in they’d bent a tie rod. Tut and Emme pulled over and helped them replace it with our spare. For Lap Three we borrowed a 15-year-old co-driver from Deserts 11. Romy and Paul took over for Lap Four as time started counting down and 1107’s front end continued to degrade. When they pulled into the pits with two hours left, a quick check found we’d ripped the entire top off the passenger side front beam, the shock had punched through the fender well and was tangled in the fuel regulator hoses.

    Not wanting to distract Pepper and Emme, who were belting in, we opted not to mention it. To keep the weight down, we also didn’t install the light bar and waved as they drove into the sunset.

    By this time people were getting loopy and Pepper was calling out mile markers in a pretty good imitation of The Count from Sesame Street.

    We decamped to the start / finish line and at five minutes to 8 p.m. we saw the telltale dust cloud of a race car without driving lights charging across the desert. One minute later we spotted the TrailGlow number panels and started prying the foil off our single bottle of cheap champagne. We were still working on the wire around the cork when Pepper and Emme cleared the finish line and power slid to a stop.

    Thanks to everyone who loaned us tools, parts, angle iron and co-drivers. Special thanks to everyone who fed me as I wandered around the pits. See you all at Prairie City.

    Photo galleries will start going up tonight.

  • Two weeks to “The 24” and 1107 is on the truck

    1107 set up for a lot of night driving. This photo appears to have been taken in the late 1960s.

    I met Crusty Thursday noon-ish and drover his 60-year-old no-power-steering ’51 car hauler down to Bayside Oil II to pick up a 55 gallon drum of race fuel, then drove it back. I’ll be driving it solo from Felton to Gerlach and from there to Fallon for the race, beginning next Monday night.

    Crusty put 1107 on the truck, but I insisted on tying it down, just so I know how it all works. Over the next week I’ll be making a run to Dixon & Son Tires in Watsonville to get a flat fixed and have a couple of rims swapped out. Will also head back to Bayside to get the 11 gallon speed jugs filled and I have to load all the radio equipment, helmets, race suits and other stuff. I’ll be driving over night because A. Less traffc, and 2. I get to listen to that guy who replaced Art Bell on that radio show that talks about UFOs.

    I’ll arrive in Fallon on Thursday, Sept. 1, will set up the pit and prep for everyone arriving on Friday. The 24 starts 8 a.m. Saturday, goes for the 12 hours. Everyone gets 12 hours to rest and wrench, then resumes 8 a.m. Sunday and goes for another 12 hours.



    Crusty included in photo for perspective purposes only.

  • The Hartl Bend



    Crusty demonstrates the Hartl Bend.

    Paul Hartl, Canadian rally driver, came out of nowhere to take Class 11 racing by storm. Sidelined in 2010 with a blown engine, he forged a relationship with Desert Dingo Racing in 2011 and was key to our second place finish at the VORRA USA 500.

    The downside is the dude is like 6 feet, 15 inches tall, and most of that is legs. Srsly, he’s like the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar of Stock Bug off road racing. Ferdinand Porsche wasn’t thinking of Paul when he designed the Volkswagen Beetle, and Paul emerged from the car at the end of the 500 with his knees beat to heck.

    Desert Dingo Racing is nothing if not accommodating, so we put our best people on developing a solution. That solution is the “Hartl Bend”, a rethinking of the piece of roll cage that normally cuts across the dash to provide structural rigidity. It provides mounting points for our Rugged Radios radio and intercom, but sits higher and bends over the steering column so Paul won’t require multiple visits to sports medicine doctors to correct the damage that would otherwise be inflicted.



    Paul and Emme will reprise their driving roles at The 24 Labor Day weekend.

    It’s not just us, though. Paul’s set on racing the Baja 1000 this year, so I hooked him up with my very good friend Gustavo Garayzar in Mexicali who’s doing the 1000 this year. Paul’s flying in to Vegas prior to the The 24, driving to Mexicali, meeting with Gustavo and his team, driving back to Vegas, driving to Fallon for the race, then driving back to Vegas for his flight back to Ontario, Canada. The dude lives to drive. Gustavo will also likely incorporate the Hartl Bend into his Class 11.

    With Burning Man approaching, most everyone on the team will be out on the playa. So for The 24 we’re shanghaing Romy and Dave (the new guys), Tut and Pepper Cote of TutTech Racing, Emme Hall of Hall Ass Racing (and her dad) and Paul.

    Work day today. The rebuilt engine goes in. We weld on a completely new nose (to the car). A new front bumper. I chase some electrical gremlins. Who’s the new guy?

    How Class 11 rolls at Burning Man. (Flying saucer courtesy of artist Carl Deckart).

    P.S. Emme has teamed with Michele Martineau to create Courage Racing Gazelles to race the Rallye Aicha des Gazelles in early 2012 They will be formidable.

  • One (bar) is the loneliest number

    It's lonely at the top.

    This is my favorite photo from the USA 500 and it’s not even of us.

    Rob Messer of Messer Motorsports (No. 1177 and USA 500 winner) sent me this photo that I think captures the absolute frustration when things go wrong during a race. Here’s what he said:

    I climbed up the ridge to get one bar of cell service to call Pit 1 and have a replacement distributor cap delivered. Disappointment was on my mind at the time this shot was taken as we had to wait two hours for a Sportsman buggy (No. 81 – the tiger striped one) to deliver it.

    And yet he won, so don’t feel too bad for him.